That awkward moment when you text your crush and tell him like you like him ... by accident!
Amanda : I'm going to do it!!! I'm going to tell ur step brother that I like him. Ok. That's putting it mildly.. more than like him. What you think?
Amanda : Bad idea? Will he hate me?
Amanda : R u there?
Amanda : Crisis alert!
Tasha : So u like my step brother, do you?
Amanda : Hahah! Very funny. U know I've been crushing on him since the day he arrived.
Tasha : Really?
Amanda : Ok. Maybe ur right... it's a bad idea?
Tasha : I didn't say that.
Amanda : But I sense massive eye-ball rolling from u
Tasha : So how will u do it?
Amanda : Fuck! IDK
Tasha : Practice it here. If I were him... what would u say?
Amanda : Lol. That's weird.
Tasha : Seriously, do it. Pretend I'm Brett.
Amanda : Ok. Don't ever tell anyone we did this! They'll think we're freaks.
Tasha : Ok. GO!
Amanda : Hey Brett.
Tasha : Hey Manda. What's up?
Amanda : Hahah! This is so lame... I can't
Tasha : Just play along
Amanda : Fine! Hey Brett
Tasha : U said that already and I said .. "whats up?"
Amanda : Um.. So, there's something I've wanted to say to u for a couple months now.
Tasha : Yeah?
Amanda : And maybe it's weird, cos you're my best friends step brother.. but..
Tasha : ?
Amanda : I don't know what to say?
Tasya : Tell him what u like about him. Tell him how hot he is.
Amanda : Eeewww-gross, it's ur step brother.
Tasha : Lol. i can still see he's hot.
Amanda : Well, u would have to be blind if u didn't I guess. OK! Brett, I think ur really hot and I think about you all the time.
Tasha : Go on...
Amanda : And every time I look at you, all I can think about is kissing you.
Tasha : Really? Good to know.
Amanda : Was that too much???
Tasha : No! It's good!
Amanda : And I want to ask u to prom. This is too weird... I can't do this anymore. Is this the worst idea in the world?
Amanda : Tash?
Amanda : HEY!
Amanda : U there?
Tasha : SHIT!! Please don't tell me u said anything embarrassing and personal??
Amanda : What u mean?
Tasha : Brett's been talking to u.
Amanda : Hahahah. Lol. Nice one
Tasha : No. I'm serious. Left my phone on the couch. Got back douche bag is playing on it with a massive smile in his face.
Amanda : WHAT??? NO!!! Please tell me ur joking!
Tasha : oh God, u didn't say anything bad. Fuck! U didn't tell him I like his friend? Please say u kept the bonds of sister hood sacred and holy!!!
Amanda : I'm dying
Tasha : Why?
Amanda : I'm going to crawl into a hole and die. Litrally.
Tasha : What did u say to him?
Amanda : I feel sick?
Tasha : He's sitting here smiling like an idiot
Amanda : I'm throwing up as I type. I told him I liked him and I wanted to kiss him!!!!
Tasya : What? U didn't!?!? 😂
Amanda : F u! This is serious. I want to die...
Tasya : He says he has a message for u
Amanda : Kill me now
Tasha : He says... Yes. The answer is "yes"
Amanda : What's the question?
Tasha : He'll go with u to a prom. And he wants to kiss u too.
Amanda : ME TOO!!! Since the day I met him!
Tasha : Eewwww! Guys can you get your own phone please...
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