A collection of horror stories about babysitters. You may never want to look after someone else's child again.
Naomi : Hi Katie. How are the kids?
Katie : They're still fine. You just rang like 5 minutes ago!
Naomi : I know. I'm sorry! I haven't left them alone before. This is my first job in years. It's a shit job, but it has to be done. Thank you for agreeing the babysit.
Katie : It's my pleasure Mrs. Bolger 😊 what is it you're doing?
Naomi : Office job. They've got me here filling in spreadsheet or whatever. I can't leave until it's all done. Boss is a bit of a dick.
Katie : If you don't mind me asking. Could their dad not look after them?
Naomi : That's okay. He's out of the picture. Left a few months ago after the baby was born.
Katie : Aw, sorry to hear that!
Naomi : How about you? Do you have boyfriend?
Katie : I have a fiancé.
Naomi : Congratulations!
Katie : Thank you. I got pregnant with him. He act like he didn't want it. But he came around in the end. Said he was infertile but it happened.
Naomi : Aw, a miracle baby! Even better.
Katie : He only told me after I had the abortion. I didn't know. Sorry if I scared you off Mrs. Bolger.
Naomi : No, you haven't. I am so sorry that's happened to you. You're far too young to have to go through that.
Katie : Thank you. I haven't seen him in a couple of months. He's in LA trying to get an acting job.
Naomi : Is he a good actor?
Katie : No. But I'm glad he's out the way for now.
Naomi : He doesn't know you had an abortion?
Katie : No. He's never going to find out.
Naomi : How are you going to pull that off?
Katie : It's why I babysit, trying to find the perfect child to take to him.
Naomi : Katie ... What's going on?
Katie : I can't let him find out! He'd kill me!
Naomi : Katie, I know it must be hard, but please leave my children alone. I'm coming home now!
Katie : You don't need to do that Mrs. Bolger. I'm not going to hurt your kids. At least, not little Elijah. He's the perfect age. And my fiancé really wants a boy.
Naomi : GET OUT OF MY HOUSE KATIE!
Katie : Don't be like that.
Naomi : I'm trying to ring you! PICK UP!
Katie : I'm not picking up the phone, I don't want to talk to you. I want to text. Ring me again and I'll smother Joise right now.
Naomi : oh my God. Please leave my kids alone!!
Katie : Then shut the fuck up and pay attention. I'm not unreasonable. I'll leave at least one of your kids alive and if you don't reply, they're all gone. I'll know you're driving or phoning someone else if you don't reply. Then good night Josie, good night Peter, good night Mia. But not Elijah. No. Elijah is mine.
Naomi : Don't do this to me Katie. You know what it feels like to lose a child. Don't take mine away from me!
Katie : I'm losing my mind. I've babysat dozens of kids. For ungrateful parents who don't care about their kids. Why can't they raise the kids them damn selves huh?
Naomi : It's not that simple. We have to earn money to afford food, the house.
Katie : Which child is your favorite?
Naomi : Excuse me?
Katie : It took you too long to reply. One of them just fallen down the stairs. Broke their neck. Which one?
Naomi : oh my God.
Katie : WHICH ONE NAOMI !?!
Naomi : I can't, oh my God.
Katie : If you don't guess another one will find a pillow over their face.
Naomi : Peter?
Katie : Wow. You actually got it right. He woke up. Interrupted me. I hate being interrupted.
Naomi : Leave my house now. I'm almost there.
Katie : I knew you were driving! How dangerous! Texting and driving at the same time! You could kill somebody! Bet you won't make it back in time before I finished the others off.
Naomi : Katie, where are you?! Where is Elijah? The cops are here. I've shown them the messages and they know who you are! If I find you I'm going to kill you with my own two hands.
Katie : You're not gonna find me Mrs. Bolger. My fiancé isn't in LA. But thanks for the kid. I'm going to be a wonderful mother.
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